In honour of the release of Transformers: ROFTL, what if everyday life was directed by Michael Bay?

And speaking of whom, it's okay, despite everyone saying he is, apparently he's not a huge racist. Although I'm hoping "Tiger, Bay’s beloved but ultimately abandoned idea for a tiger who can transform into “a bigger tiger"" makes it into the next movie.

Big Mac "healthier than salads.

Marvel Divas - First look. When they said it was "Sex in the City" in the Marvel universe, I was kinda expecting them to, y'know, use Marvel characters and the Marvel universe. Not just in name only. No, wait, actually I was expecting this to be awful. I don't think it disappoints.

As reported at The Hostel - Runaways gets a theme song. Marvel editors need to stop thinking they're rock stars. I'll be in the corner punching myself in the face. Please Marvel, just stop.

Canterbury is "sufficiently gay". Hull, however, still too hetero.

13 unintentionally disturbing childrens' toys.

Drinking 13 beers before showing up for your psychological evaluation to gain custody of your three kids isn't wise, despite your claims that you weren't drunk because you "can drink like a fish."